I love my family. They have a particular verbal style that can not be beat.
This is a conversation between my Mom and my sister while driving around the other day:
Gma: Oh Lissa see that restaurant?
Lissa: yeah
Gma: They do Teriyaki there!
Lissa: Oh? You mean like teriyaki food?
Gma: No like teriyaki, when you sing along!
Lissa: (choking gasping) OH you mean Karaoke
See what I mean?
Then at the party today we had Nonnie, The Queen Absolute of Effed Up Grammar ( God bless her).
Me: hey I just went to Chipotle for the first time and I loved it!
Nonnie: Oh I love to go there it's so good, especially if you get sour cream and Gua... gaca...Guatemala on your burrito!
Brev: May I be excused? (may hi bee astoozed?)
Nonnie: Beetlejuice is playing tonight?!?!?!
Fun fun fun.
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