I am going to knock her block off today. You all know who I am talking about.
HER.
THE BEAN.
She is a chattering, non-listening to Mama, mouthing Mama off kind of girl today and I have nearly blown a gasket trying to maintain "The New Mama". The Swami Mommy.
So far so good. But this household may experience an Atomic Event before the day closes.
AAARRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!
Leslie is coming home early today and it's a good thing. I just laid Mouthy McMoutherson down for a nap until he gets home and can help me field the verbal jabs.
Now, she is "Classically Trained" in smart-assedness- by yours truly of course, so she is a freaking expert------AT FOUR. Oh and really she is some sort of Mensa when it comes to the whole, "let's ignore Mama and do what we want and then stare at the wall just above her head when she is trying to correct us" sort of thing.
There you have it- an Ignore You/Mouth Off Combo that is sure to make Mama's Circle of Willis blow at any moment. Also? She has added a dash of Maggoty Maggoty (that's whining and whimpering over the silliest thing). I tell you, the kids a genius.
Sheesh. Maybe she needed a nap about an hour and a half ago? Maybe I too am a genius -at Mothering Techniques and THIS particular combo of holding off the nap when she so obviously needs one, breathing through your nose at her (kind of like a winded horse) while trying to ignite your eyes into anger lasers will eventually be the "IN" thing when it comes to parenting.
Who's to say?
So the whole dressing up and heading out for Leslie's Coast Guard Christmas party will be a whole barrel full of laughs.
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