The Learning Continues

• A nine year old boy is incapable of keeping a non-goofy expression for photos.
• Barbie Snatching is taboo. If you Barbie Snatch you are marked forever and no one will trust you.
• Play-Dough snatching is farther down the sin ladder than Barbie Snatching.
• If children hear an adult mutter the word "bastard", they will be compelled to repeat it as many times as possible in a 2 minute time span-or until the adult manages to convince them that it is, indeed, a cuss word. (it will still be funny and whispered for the duration of the afternoon however)
• Even though your parents sent a perfectly good, and yummy lunch, the schlock that your Aunt passes off for food will be far more appealing.
• Wiping with wall paper does not necesarily lead to a bladder infection. Also on this note, my toilet did not clog. Everybody wins!
• Endless rounds of "Couch Jumping" and "Gun Fight" do tend to make my left eye twitch.
• Movies made for children, good ones, are a thing sent to this earth by God Almighty Himself. I am completely convinced of this fact.