Breaking News.....

In a bold move today, an area family headed out for a day at the park. This would have been an ordinary day at this wood chip lined play area but other locals were not amused by this particular family stopping by. This family has been struggling, allegedly, with the recent onset of Space Zombie Virus and it's affects. One vocal soccer had the following comment " I mean really! Here they are in broad daylight, no shame! Shouldn't they be in Quarantine or something? What about my children?"
SZM (Space Zombie Mom) had the following to say for herself " Well, we haven't started eating each other yet so I think it's just a cold, a bad cold. What am I supposed to do? Sit at home and watch my 4 year old go slowly mad?"
It seems the parents have been hit the worst from this virus as the child in the home is known to have the constitution of an Ox. SZK (Space Zombie Kid) it seems, has only had a day of feeling "tired' and looking pale while the parents have been , well, sick as dogs. SZK has been left t entertain herself for a few days now and can not tolerate one more viewing of The Little Mermaid so the parents decided to break isolation and head out.
As of this writing the CDC has published the following announcement " It seems that this family is not suffering from Space Zombie Virus, it's just plain old Tanzanian Wheezing Death- so no biggie, they can go to the park if they want"






Here you see TWD Family- formerly known as SZF. It seems they might survive and have not infected all of Ohio with rash play time decisions.