Okay, so I was thinking about that last entry and how, if you didn't know me, it could be taken ALOT of ways. But how, if you KNEW me then your only conclusion would be- Space Zombie Virus Hits Cleveland Via Detroit. Stick with me.
If you know me and my love of all things Apocolyptic and know that I LOVE to plan out what I would do in a Zombie Attack, AND you have been exposed to the kind of high level sci-fi that I love you would read that previous entry and say to yourself "Self, those D's have gone and contracted a form of SZV (space zombie virus) and it would be wise to steer clear of them and...maybe I'll stock up on shot gun ammo"
'Cause you know in the movies the Uber Cool Space Dudes are sent out to eradicate some nuisance or figure out why the sat links went down? And then they get there and everyone is like "Okay let's get this shit situated so we can go experience leave on Alta Prime (a planet made entirely of beaches and stocked with girls gone w!ld)? Then the next thing you know, the geeky medical guy has an entry in the Space Log about how one team member is sick but, huh- we will get this done and head off to Alta Prime? And then the very next Space Log entry is a video entry where there is Zombie Death and mayhem in the background before it goes all staticy?
That could be us.
We are almost out of O.J and eggs here......
Someone send help........
Earth?........
arggghhhh snarggleee beeearghhh gggrrroooaaannnnnn.......
STATIC
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