Charity Begins At Home

I love my daughter, this is true. I am not afraid to admit it.
Sometimes though she comes up with these games that just drive me nuts.
NUTS!
It used to be the "Restaurant Game".

Now it's....wait for it....
Salvation Army Coin Collector.

She gets a bell. And a basket.  Then she gets into my change jar and hands out a healthy amount of change to any adult in a 5 mile radius.  Then she positions herself in a door way and...rings the bell. Continuously.
You have to make up lots of reasons to wander over by her door way and drop change in.
After awhile she gets aggressive, demanding more than you have and informing you where you may have a secret stash.
It's all about helping the poor because " you know Mama not every Mama HAS a kitchen floor to clean."

(Yes I was unashamedly attempting to beg off tonight's round of Salvation Army because I WAS cleaning the floor. No such luck.)